Dwarves are one of the Eight Fairy Families. They are short, round, and hairy, have tombstone-shaped teeth, and are often very smelly from digging dirt. They are one of the strangest species of fairies. They have the ability to un-hinge their jaws and actually eat dirt, depositing it at the other end. Their beards work like antennae, and their skin can work like suction cups when dehydrated. They are sensitive and intelligent, and have criminal tendencies. They love gold, precious gems, tunneling, and the dark. They have powerful flatulence. They hate goblins.